I was doing IM CdA and Lionel Richie was there, wearing a lavender jumpsuit with turquoise accents and a large and strange collar. Weird enough, right? Sure, but in my dream, Lionel Richie was a serial killer who killed spectators. He would greet them at the top of every small hill with a "Hello is it me you're waiting for?" and then kill them. NO JOKE! This really happened in my dream and it seemed real as I was dreaming it. Then he approached me as I was deep into the dark place on the run (all you IMers know what I'm talking about) and I said, "Don't even think about killing me. I'm too busy for that shit!" Ahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!
I was trying to figure out what inspired the dream. Here's what I came up with:
- I watched Dexter before bed: that explains the serial killer part
- I ate fish for dinner: that explains the fish part
- I'm very busy: that explains the no time for your killing bullshit part
- I'm kinda obsessed with Ironman training: okay, I get the IM part
BUT WTF EXPLAINS THE LIONEL RICHIE PART?!!! A very creepy dream. My friend, Alyssa, stated that this dream may be creepier than the movie the Ice Cream Man. That movie was about a demented ice cream man who kills people and turns them into ice cream. There's a very disturbing scene involving rocky road ice cream and a delicious eyeball marshmallow. I think we were in about 7th grade when we watched this movie at my house with our other friend, Abbey. Not so sure it was a good movie, but definitely the creepiest thing ever... until I had a Lionel Richie singing before killing Ironman dream. I'm the new sicko.